Ryan reynolds quotes. Ryan reynolds is an actor and producer known for his comedic roles in films such as deadpool, the proposal, and just friends. His witty and humorous nature makes him a favorite among audiences, and his quotes are often quoted by fans. Whether it’s funny one-liners or inspirational quotes, reynolds’ words of wisdom can be applied to any situation.
Hilarious Ryan Reynolds Quotes To Cheer You Up
🟡”Any kind of crisis can be good. It wakes you up.”
🟡”Bringing any movie together is a minor miracle.”
🟡”Crime sprees would be so much funnier if your get-a-way vehicle was Hodor from Game of Thrones.”
🟡”Damn it’s hard letting your infant daughter go somewhere alone for the first time. I was a total mess dropping her off at Burning Man.”
🟡”I don’t expect success. I prepare for it.”
🟡”I firmly believe that you can’t manufacture chemistry with anyone, let alone a kid.”
🟡”I just love bikes. It’s not the safest passion to have, but I guess it’s better than Russian roulette.”
🟡”I never took acting classes, but I knew I could do it based on the skill with which I lied to my parents on a regular basis!”
🟡”I think a fragrance is more of a signature than even what you wear – something you’ll remember more down the road than a shirt.”
🟡”I think every relationship is going to go through a few rough patches. Those are what make it stronger, I think.”
🟡”I think we can all use a little more patience. I get a little impatient sometimes and I wish I didn’t.”
🟡”I think you have to let go of this idea that you can be precious about everything, and let it be the abstract mess that it is.”
🟡”I used to say [to Blake], ‘I would take a bullet for you. I could never love anything as much as I love you.’ And the second I looked in that baby’s eyes, I knew in that exact moment that if we were ever under attack, I would use my wife as a human shield to protect that baby.”
🟡”I’m pretty good at surprising friends and family with gifts. I tend to go towards the more sentimental side of giving.”
🟡”We might be too proud to admit it as guys, but we still need to learn how to manage responsibility, how to face our challenges.”
Funny Ryan Reynolds Quotes
🟡”Being a father is the single greatest feeling on earth. Not including those wonderful years I spent without a child, of course.”
🟡”Being a father means responsibility. Not just for your main family, but also the secret one in Denmark nobody knows about.”
🟡”Early on I saw my mom handle the baby, and my heart jumped into my throat because she was just handling her like a piece of meat!
🟡”Then I realized, ‘Oh, this is a person who knows her way around a naked eight-pounder and is not slightly terrified.’”
🟡”Every time I hang out with Sandra Bullock I think I want to be her. I want to be married to Jesse James.”
🟡”Guys are lucky: We can wear a suit over and over, just with different shirts and ties.”
🟡”I adore the St. Patrick’s Day tradition of fighting your whole family on the front lawn after sundown.”
🟡”I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it’s the first place I’ll go.”
🟡”I’d walk through fire for my daughter. Well not FIRE, because it’s dangerous. But a super humid room. But not too humid, because my hair.”
🟡”I’ll say this: The media wasn’t invited to my marriage, and they’re definitely not invited into the divorce.”
🟡”Just want to wish Billy Ray Cyrus the most special, magical birthday ever. I love you with all my heart. Also, Happy Birthday to my wife.”
🟡”Marathon running, for me, was the most controlled test of mettle that I could ever think of. It’s you against Darwin.”
🟡”My daughter’s only 6 months old and already drawing. I’d hang it on the fridge but honestly, it’s absolute garbage.”
🟡”On our 6 am walk, my daughter asked where the moon goes each morning. I let her know it’s in heaven, visiting daddy’s freedom.”
🟡”The best part about spending the afternoon at Disneyland in 100-degree heat is passing away in front of so many children.”
🟡”Wouldn’t that be an amazing superpower? Knowing where to press on someone’s neck to make them immediately urinate.”
Famous Ryan Reynolds Movie Quotes
“Do you have any idea how embarrassing it is to show up late to a lecture on the efficient use of time?”
🟡”Great. Stuck in an elevator with five guys on a high-protein diet.”
🟡”I forgot to tell you the happy ending…You.”
🟡”Life doesn’t always turn out exactly how you plan it. Sometimes, just sometimes, it turns out better.”
🟡”Look at my watch. When those numbers line up, it reminds me to tell my mom I love her.”
🟡”Never underestimate the power of a very nice suit.”
🟡”No matter how bad things get, something good is out there, just over the horizon.”
🟡”Saints alive, Richard. These competing patterns. What fool would combine these fabrics?”
🟡”You can live for days with a gunshot wound in the stomach. She’ll be fine.”
🟡”You just have to put yourself out there and hope that they like you back! This isn’t a game, this is my
Ryan Reynolds ‘Deadpool’ Quotes
🟡”All the dinosaurs feared the T-Rex.”
🟡”Cable: Who are you?
🟡”Fourth wall break inside of a fourth wall break? That’s like… 16 walls!”
🟡”House blowing up builds character.”
🟡”McAvoy or Stewart? These timelines are confusing.”
🟡”No, I’m sorry that you said that while making heavy eye contact and applying lip balm.”
🟡”Please don’t make the super suit green… or animated!”
🟡”So dark. Are you sure you’re not from the DC universe?”
🟡”We need them tough, morally flexible, and young enough so they can carry this franchise ten to twelve years.”
🟡”Well, that’s just lazy writing.”
🟡”You’re still here? It’s over. Go home! Oh, you’re expecting a teaser for Deadpool 2. Well, we don’t have that kind of money.”
🟡”Zip it, Thanos!”
Popular Ryan Reynolds Quotes
🟡”Any great director is also someone who is incredibly intelligent about whom they hire around them.”
🟡”Do not make me regret this One Direction tattoo on my lower back, fellas.”
🟡”Even if my father wasn’t speaking to me, he would never, ever miss a baseball game.”
🟡”I can’t tell the difference between meditation and silent inner shrieking.”
🟡”I love doing six versions of any joke, so if they’ll give me six takes, I’d love to do it.”
🟡”I was a really nervous kid. I was extremely sensitive. Incredibly perceptive.”
🟡”If you’re going to commit to that, you’re going to have to find some way to make it bearable and enjoyable.”
🟡”Laughing can serve you in dark moments and even help you crawl your way back out.”
🟡”Love writing nursery rhymes for my daughter. Her favorites are, ‘Sunshine-Cuddle-Time!’ and ‘Everyone You Know Will Eventually
🟡”My family is as far from a stage family as you could ever possibly find.”
🟡”Nothing better than spending an entire morning staring into my baby daughter’s eyes, whispering, ‘I can’t do this’.”
🟡”People have their complexities. They have their heroic moments and their villainous moments, too.”
🟡”Villains are just a way of saying that somebody has an opposing conviction.”
🟡”When you have expectations, you are setting yourself up for disappointment.”
🟡“It’s amazing to see my older daughter taking care of my younger one. The Lion King was right! The circle of life, it exists.”
Ryan Reynolds Quotes That’ll Make You Cry From Laughter
🟡”A family having a picnic about two hundred yards downwind, ate like, half my Dad’s ashes this morning.”
🟡”After this morning’s diaper, my daughter finally earned the teardrop tattoo on her face.”
🟡”Ask your doctor if you qualify for an extension. A 4th, possibly even 5th trimester can be very peaceful for the father. Congrats.”
🟡”Being a Dad isn’t just about eating a huge bag of gummy-bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word hero.”
🟡”Being a father is the single greatest feeling on earth. Not including those wonderful years I spent without a child, of course.”
🟡”Being a father means responsibility. Not just for your main family, but also the secret one in Denmark nobody knows about.”
🟡”Crime sprees would be so much funnier if your get-a-way vehicle was Hodor from Game of Thrones.”
🟡”Damn it’s hard letting your infant daughter go somewhere alone for the first time. I was a total mess dropping her off at Burning Man.”
🟡”Do not make me regret this One Direction tattoo on my lower back, fellas.”
🟡”Early on I saw my mom handle the baby, and my heart jumped into my throat because she was just handling her like a piece of meat! Then I realized, ‘Oh, this is a person who knows her way around a naked eight-pounder and is not slightly terrified.’”
🟡”Everyone thinks their baby is a genius. People find it delightfully refreshing when I tell them, ‘My baby? Totally average. Like, 100 percent average.’”
🟡”I can go from researching a cramp on WebMD to coffin shopping in under 90 seconds.”
🟡”I don’t have to prepare to be wrapped around my daughter’s finger. I have been wrapped around her little finger since the day she plopped out into this world.”
🟡”I firmly believe that you can’t manufacture chemistry with anyone, let alone a kid.”
🟡”I had to wear a suit, so I put in my required time in the gym. But I’m not one of those actors who romanticizes his trials working out and brags that he can bench press a panda now.”
🟡”I have a friend who said his 2½-year-old was reciting Chekhov. Now that baby’s a genius and probably, let’s be honest, a bit of an a-hole.”
🟡”I have no problem waking up five times in the middle of the night and changing diapers, and as exhausted as you get, I have this stupid grin on my face all the time.”
🟡”I just love bikes. It’s not the safest passion to have, but I guess it’s better than Russian roulette.”
🟡”I just want to finish what I’m doing and go home. I want to have a weekend. I want to have breakfast, a stack of pancakes. I don’t want to not enjoy where I am at this very moment. So, every time I plan something the exact opposite happens.”
🟡”I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it’s the first place I’ll go.”
🟡”I never admitted it out loud, to myself or my wife, but I really wanted a little girl. It’s the best.”
🟡”I never took acting classes, but I knew I could do it based on the skill with which I lied to my parents on a regular basis!”
🟡”I run in a pair of New Balances with a thinner sole, but they’re nothing like those barefoot shoes that show all five toes. I have a bit of a phobia about those.”
🟡”I think every relationship is going to go through a few rough patches. Those are what make it stronger, I think.”
🟡”I think you have to let go of this idea that you can be precious about everything, and let it be the abstract mess that it is.”
🟡”I used to say to [Blake], ‘I would take a bullet for you. I could never love anything as much as I love you.’ And the second I looked in that baby’s eyes, I knew in that exact moment that if we were ever under attack, I would use my wife as a human shield
🟡”I watched Frozen without my two-year-old this morning. Despair reveals itself in many forms.”
🟡”I would rather drink a piping hot bowl of liquid rabies than get on a plane with my two children.”
🟡”I’d walk through fire for my daughter. Well not FIRE, because it’s dangerous. But a super humid room. But not too humid, because my hair.”
🟡”I’m just a diaper-changing facility hooked up to a life-support system, but my wife, she’s breakfast, lunch, and dinner. She’s a human Denny’s all day long … and it never ends for her. She’s the most beautiful Denny’s you’ve ever seen though, I guarantee
🟡”I’m not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place.”
🟡”I’m teaching my daughter that the sun goes down each night because it’s mad at her. Probably gonna write a book on parenting at some point.”
🟡”If my daughter proves she can take care of the Fire Ants I got her, we’ll get her the damn kitten.”
🟡”If pure anxiety was an Olympic sport, I’d feel really fucking anxious about all the gold medals I just won like a BOSS.”
🟡”In the morning, I like to let the dogs out and sing, “Who let the dogs out” before punching myself in the face as hard as I fucking can.”
🟡”Inside my daughter’s diaper this morning, I found a half-digested wolf. Try me.”
🟡”It’s amazing that you can be that exhausted and that happy at the same time.”
🟡”It’s amazing to see my older daughter taking care of my younger one. The Lion King was right! The circle of life, it exists.”
🟡”It’s important kids eat five servings of vegetables daily. Even if childhood is just a dress-rehearsal for extraordinary adult suffering.”
🟡”Laughing can serve you in dark moments and even help you crawl your way back out.”
🟡”Love writing nursery rhymes for my daughter. Her favorites are, ‘Sunshine-Cuddle-Time!’ and ‘Everyone You Know Will Eventually Die.’”
🟡”My daughter gets so pumped watching Disney films. She loves that they all have singing, dancing, and a part when the parents die.”
🟡”My daughter just sneezed into my yawning mouth. Seemed really fucking pleased with herself. Joke’s on her. She’ll have to bury me someday.”
🟡”My daughter loves being buried up to her neck in sand at the beach. Her little face lights up when I come back to get her the next day.”
🟡”My daughter’s only 6 months old and already drawing. I’d hang it on the fridge but honestly, it’s absolute garbage.”
🟡”My infant daughter’s traumatized for life. 50 Shades of Grey = Worst fucking coloring book ever.”
🟡”My kids tried to surprise me for my birthday this morning. I totally heard them coming and snuck out to start a new life somewhere else.”
🟡”No matter which kids’ book I read to my screaming baby on an airplane, the moral of the story is always something about a vasectomy.”
🟡”Nothing better than spending an entire morning staring into my baby daughter’s eyes, whispering, ‘I can’t do this.’”
🟡”On our 6 am walk, my daughter asked where the moon goes each morning. I let her know it’s in heaven, visiting daddy’s freedom.”
🟡”Our baby in particular is, we think, allergic to sleep.”
🟡”Paint one mural of Zayn on the hood of your car using gold leaf and real hair, and suddenly you’re ‘obsessed.’”
🟡”People have their complexities. They have their heroic moments and their villainous moments, too.”
🟡”Put the baby down in her crib tonight. She scrunched her nose so cute, giggled, then turned into thousands of bats.”
🟡”The best part about spending the afternoon at Disneyland in 100-degree heat is passing away in front of so many children.”
🟡”The mobile above my daughter’s crib is just a whole bunch of NuvaRings. So she remembers how lucky she is.”
🟡”These days, I think of blinking as taking tiny little naps all day.”
🟡”This morning, my daughter said, ‘quiche’ which means she’s smart, hungry, and an asshole.”
🟡”Tip: It’s important parents take little ‘time outs’ for themselves too. Even if you feel pretty guilty when you return 14 years later.”
🟡”Totally caved and tossed my daughter the keys to the car. She looked really happy as they bounced off her tiny infant face.”
🟡”Turns out Game of Thrones is NOT historically accurate. Apologies for calling my idiot 6-year-old nephew an imbecile.”
🟡”Went to Disneyland because my daughter’s obsessed with Mickey Mouse. She was so excited when I got home and told her.”
🟡”What’s better than a 12-hour drive with a screaming one-year-old? Not including hepatitis.”
🟡”When I exhale, I just turn right into Louie Anderson.”
🟡”When your dad’s a cop, calling 911 is really just like calling Dad at work.”
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