Martin lawrence quotes. Martin lawrence is an american actor, comedian, and filmmaker who has been entertaining audiences since the early 1990s. His movies, stand-up comedy specials, and television appearances have earned him a loyal fanbase, and his quotes are often quoted by his fans.
From his thoughts about life and relationships to his advice about pursuing one’s goals, martin lawrence has some insightful and inspiring things to say.
Funny Martin Lawrence Quotes:
🟤”As long as there’s Big Momma, we’re going to bring you comedy.”
🟤”Boxing kept me out of the streets, by giving me something to do. And it gave me a father figure in the coach that was there for me. I just reiterated what my mother was trying to teach me about focusing and getting my life together.”
🟤”Enjoy your popcorn and enjoy the show. It’s just a movie, so have fun!”
🟤”Everybody has a Big Momma: the mother or the grandmother who tells it like it is, keeps it real with them, isn’t afraid to tell you the truth about yourself.”
🟤”Fatherhood means a great deal to me. I love it. To me, there aint nothing better, because your kids keep it real with you. When you think things are bad, you look at them and they show you how things could be all right, and it’s all worth it.”
🟤”For me [in my stand-ups] I do what is from the heart. I do what I relate to, what I can talk about, things that I can define. I don’t try to talk about things just because they might be a popular subject. I talk about things I know about.”
🟤”For me, this was all or nothing. I left no room for anything else. That goal was just for my own push, my own self-esteem. The fear of not being a success in my life made me push even harder.”
🟤”God inspired me, because I was blessed with the knowledge that I wanted to do this. And my mother supported it. She said, ‘Whatever it is you want to do. If you believe acting or comedy is what you really want to do, I can only tell you it’s not easy, it’s very hard, but I’ll support you.’ Her supporting me enabled me to move forward.”
🟤”Here goes all these rumors writin’ about me. I see on the paper, one of’em says “Martin tries to jump out of a plane using his jacket as a parachute.” Now ain’t that some bullshit! As I’m trying to get my life together, they’re gonna write that bullshit. I know damn well you can’t jump out no plane using your jacket as a parachute. Shit, I know you got to use your pants.”
🟤”Here’s a synonym for procreation….. fuck you.”
🟤”I don’t like forcing comedy and people just trying to do things just to find a funny beat all the time.”
🟤”I don’t live to eat, I eat to live.”
🟤”I don’t really judge. To each his own. You like what you like. If you want someone who’s big-boned and you like that, ain’t nothing wrong with having a little extra meat on their. If you like them thin-boned, then that’s okay too.”
🟤”I don’t want to sound facetious, but humour is the key to the soul. You know what I mean?”
🟤”I just try to get along with people and show the love that I would like to be shown to me.”
🟤”I try to always step up to the plate, be professional, be good at what I’m doing and deliver on the character. In Hollywood, what more can you ask for. You want a consummate professional.”
🟤”I wanted to trust in my partners and the directors and producers and do the best I can to deliver what I could deliver.”
🟤”I was a B.I.G. fan. I like all of his stuff. I don’t really have a favorite song. They all are good, and each brings different memories to me. And you can still listen to it to this day and it means something.”
🟤”I’m most proud of the blessings that God has bestowed upon me, in my life. He’s given me the vision to truly see that you can fall down, but you can still get back up. Hopefully I’ll learn from my mistakes and have the opportunity to strengthen and improve the next thing I do.”
🟤”If somebody pisses me off and I understand it ain’t personal then I’ll go to another place and I’ll meditate.”
🟤”It’s botherin’ me, man. You know, you can’t say this, you can’t say that, I’m like, well, how am I gonna talk about the world? You know? I mean I need to talk about something to you all, can I – can I do it? Can I talk to y’all? I mean, I hope the kids are in bed, you know, because I got to talk, y’all.”
🟤”Lion’s lookin’ for some courage… Tin Man’s lookin’ for a heart… ain’t none of them lookin’ for some pussy, and they skippin’ down the street WITH a bitch!”
🟤”No one is immune to the trials and tribulations of life.”
🟤”Somebody put something in his mouth. My zipper’s stuck.”
🟤”There better not be a black person in here that says they don’t know nobody in jail… ’cause that’s bullshit. Ray-Ray, Earl, Craig, Shorty Tim,”
🟤”Lil’ Reg, all them motherfuckers in jail… Shonda’s little brother… all of ’em, in jail… chillin’.”
🟤”We grew to know the meaning of love. That is what allowed me and my family to stay close together.”
🟤”White parents use time out. My mom used a different type of time out. She’d be like “there, take time out to pick up your teeth.”
🟤”You can be cool and at the same time respect your woman, who will hopefully become your wife, who will hopefully become the mother of your kids. America needs to get back to family values.”
🟤”You make due with the time you have here. Hopefully when you pass on, somebody can look back and say, ‘Wow, they made a difference in some kind of way.'”
🟤”You used to look good from afar. Now you just *far* from looking *good*!”
Verdict
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