Harry potter quotes. Harry potter is one of the most beloved and iconic characters in modern fiction. His wise words and inspiring quotes have become part of popular culture, inspiring and motivating millions of people around the world. Here is a collection of some of the most memorable quotes, which offer insight into the magical world of hogwarts and the characters that inhabit it. Whether you are looking for a little bit of inspiration or just a reminder of the wonder of the harry potter universe, these quotes will surely leave you spellbound.
Very Funny Harry Potter Movie Quotes
🔰 “Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, of number four Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much.”
🔰 “We did it, we bashed them, wee Potter’s the one, and Voldy’s gone moldy, so now let’s have fun!”
🔰 “You know, Minister, I disagree with Dumbledore on many counts … but you cannot deny he’s got style.”
🔰 “The toilet’s never had anything as horrible as your head down it— it might be sick.”
🔰 “Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people’s business.
🔰 “Mrs. Weasley let out a shriek just like Hermione’s.
🔰 “What do you see when you look in the Mirror?
🔰 “It’s lucky it’s dark. I haven’t blushed so much since Madam Pomfrey told me she liked my new earmuffs.”
🔰 “He seems like a very good teacher, said Hermione approvingly. But I wish I could have had a turn with the boggart”.
🔰 “Welcome to a new year at Hogwarts! Before we begin our banquet, I would like to say a few words. And here they are: Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!”
🔰 “Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back of his head!”
🔰 “Ron: (stubbornly) I’m never wearing them. Never.
🔰 “The idea of a teenage Dumbledore was simply odd, like trying to imagine a stupid Hermione or a friendly Blast-Ended Skrewt.”
🔰 “Why are you worrying about you-know-who, when you should be worrying about you-no-poo? The constipation sensation that’s gripping the nation!”
🔰 “Don’t put your wand there, boy! … Better wizards than you have lost buttocks, you know.”
🔰 “You’re a little scary sometimes, you know that? Brilliant … but scary.”
🔰 “Percy wouldn’t notice a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing one of Dobby’s hats.”
🔰 “I think we’ve outgrown full-time education. Time to test our talents in the real world, d’you reckon?”
🔰 “Every human life is worth the same and worth saving.”
🔰 “He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo.”
Funny And Clever Harry Potter Quotes
🔰 “What exactly is the function of a rubber duck?”
🔰 “Accio Brain!”
🔰 “I am a wizard, not a baboon brandishing a stick.”
🔰 “Perhaps it would be more useful if I were to transfigure Mr Potter and yourself into a pocket watch? That way, one of you might be on time.”
🔰 “Ron: I dreamed I was buying new shoes last night. What d’ya think that’s gonna mean?
🔰 “Why, dear boy, we don’t send wizards to Azkaban just for blowing up their aunts.”
🔰 “Just because it’s taken you three years to notice, Ron, doesn’t mean no one else has spotted I’m a girl!”
🔰 “Because – oh shut up laughing, you two – because they’ve both just been turned down by girls they asked to the ball!”
🔰 “But I am the Chosen One.” Hermione whacks him over the head with a roll of parchment. “Okay … kidding.”
🔰 “Right. I’m going down to Hagrid’s.”
🔰 “And request that he keep his abnormally large nose out of other people’s business.”
🔰 “She questions his behaviour, and he comes up with the lame excuse, The binding is fragile. Hermione laughs. The binding is fragile? she repeats, incredulous, just as Ginny sneaks up behind him to take the book.”
🔰 “Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn’t mean we all have.”
🔰 “We could all have been killed—or worse, expelled.”
🔰 “Honestly, woman, you call yourself our mother?”
Laugh Worthy Harry Potter Quotes
🔰 “Don’t let the muggles get you down.”
🔰 “How can I have hung round you for five years and not think girls are clever?”
🔰 “Rita Skeeter: Congratulations, Harry! I wonder if you could give me a quick word?
🔰 “Well, he said, trying to sound as though he found the whole thing a joke, if you want to – er – what is it? (He checked Percy’s letter.) Oh yeah – ‘sever ties’ with me, I swear I won’t get violent.”
🔰 “Hermione: Harry, don’t go picking a row with Malfoy, don’t forget, he’s a prefect now, he could make life difficult for you.
🔰 “Mr. Dursley: You’re not allowed to do magic outside school.
🔰 “Hermione: The task is two days from now!
🔰 ‘Why are they all standing around that manky old boot?”
🔰 “Of course, it would be difficult. And dangerous, very dangerous.”
🔰 “These are mad times we live in! Mad!”
🔰 “Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.”
🔰 “The mind is not a book to be opened at will and examined at leisure.”
🔰 “I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.”
🔰 “I solemnly swear I am up to no good.”
🔰 “That’s what they should teach us here. How girls’ brains work… It would be more useful than divination, anyway…”
🔰 “From now on, I don’t care if my tea leaves spell, ‘Die, Ron, die,’ I’m chucking them in the bin where they belong.”
The verdict for Harry Potter Quotes is that they are insightful, inspiring, and timeless. They capture the spirit of the books and provide a source of comfort and inspiration to fans all over the world.
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