Breaking bad’s quotes have something for everyone.. Breaking bad is one of the most iconic television series of all-time, and has spawned some of the most iconic quotes of all-time. Though the show has ended, its legacy lives on through these quotes, which capture the essence of the show and its characters.
Whether you’re looking for inspiration, a funny line, or something profound. Breaking bad’s quotes have something for everyone.
Funniest Breaking Bad Quotes
✡ “Aaah. Wire.”
✡ “I can’t be all about, like, spelling and sh**.”
✡ “I Got Civil Rights!”
✡ “I thought we were going to coldstone creamery.”
✡ “I’m a blowfish!”
✡ “If I ever get anal polyps, I’ll know what to name them.”
✡ “Not a single one of them involves miller time.”
✡ “Not in the mood for a nuanced discussion of … Child poisoning.”
✡ “Yeah, B****! Magnets!”
✡ “You forgot your ice trays”
Best Walter White Quotes
✡ “Because I say so”
✡ “F**k you and your eyebrows”
✡ “I am the one who knocks”
✡ “I could have saved her”
✡ “I did it for me”
✡ “I only had you in my heart”
✡ “I prefer to see it as the study of change”
✡ “I sleep just fine”
✡ “I won”
✡ “I’m in the empire business”
✡ “If you believe that there’s a hell”
✡ “Run”
✡ “Say my name”
✡ “Smoking marijuana, eating cheetos, and masturbating do not constitute plans in my book”
✡ “Stay out of my territory”
✡ “There will be consequences”
✡ “Tread lightly”
✡ “You’re an insane, degenerate piece of filth, and you deserve to die”
Jesse’s Funniest Lines
✡ “ah… wire…”
✡ “I’m a blowfish! Blowfish! Yeah! Blowfishin’ this up!”
✡ “I’m a blowfish! Blowfish! Yeah! Blowfishin’ This Up!”
✡ “so roll me further, b****”
✡ “yo, gatorade me, b****”
✡ “you know what is okay to put in hot dogs? Huh? Pig lips and a**holes. But I say, hey, have at it b****es ’cause I love hot dogs.”
✡ “What do I look like? Scarface?”
✡ “Yeah b****! Magnets!”
✡ “This is my own private domicile, and I will not be harassed”
✡ “Yo, yo, yo. 148, 3-to-the-3-to-the-6-to-the-9. Representin’ the abq. What up, b****? Leave it at the tone!”
Breaking Bad Quotes About Life
✡ “I need the police. My dad—he pulled a knife on my mom. He attacked her. He’s dangerous. I think he might have killed somebody”
✡ “I will give you the best criminal defense that money can buy.”
✡ “Life is simple you make choices and you don’t look back.”
✡ “Some people are immune to good advice.”
✡ “Stay out of my territory”
✡ “What happens now? I’ll tell you what happens now. Your scumbag brother-in-law is finidhed done.”
✡ “You are the smartest guy I ever met, and you’re to stupid to see, he made up his mind ten minutes ago.”
✡ “You can do this, Hank come on. It’s supposed to hurt. Pain is weakness leaving your body.”
✡ “You either run from timings or you Face Them”
Breaking Bad Quotes by Saul
✡ “Life is simple you make choices and you don’t look back”
✡ “Don’t drink and drive. But if you do, call me.”
✡ “I hide in plain sight, same as you.”
✡ “Put me on your magical boat, man, and sail me down your chocolatey river of meth.”
✡ “Someone has to protect this family from the man who protects this family.”
✡ “The blowfish puffs himself up four, five times larger than normal because it makes him intimidating [to] the other scarier fish. It’s just an illusion. It’s nothing but air. Now, who messes with the blowfish?
Breaking Bad Instagram Captions
✡ “He was a meth chef. I mean, we’re talkin’ five stars. Candles and white tablecloth”
✡ “If you try to interfere, this becomes a much simpler matter. I will kill your wife. I will kill your son. I will kill your infant daughter.”
✡ “Just because you shot Jesse James…don’t make you Jesse James.”
✡ “May his death satisfy you.”
✡ “Oh yeah, I remember that little bitch. So you must be daddy. Let me get this straight. I steal your dope, I beat the piss out of your mule boy, and you bring me more meth? That’ Brilliant.”
✡ “Paying my debt with illicit gambling winnings, I don’t know. It feels wrong.”
✡ “So be on notice: We got new players in town. Now we don’t know who they are or where they came from, but they possess an extremely high skill set. Me personally, I think Albuquerque might just have a new kingpin.”
✡ “You know I, I just think, that ah, things have a way of working themselves out.”
Heisenberg Breaking Bad Quotes
✡ “‘You’re really lucky, you know that? You didn’t have to wait your whole life to do something special.”
✡ “All bad things must come to an end.”
✡ “All the people that we’ve killed; Gale and the rest? If you believe that there’s a Hell – I don’t know if you’re into that, but we’re…we’re already pretty much going there, right? But I’m not gonna lie down until I get there.”
✡ “Chemistry is the study of matter, bit I prefer to see it as the study of the change.”
✡ “Every Life comes with a death sentence”
✡ “Find what you love and let it kill you.”
✡ “Getting a bad Jesse is much better than getting a good Skyler.”
✡ “I am not in danger. I am the danger.”
✡ “I am the one who knocks.”
✡ “I came to realize it’s that fear, that’s the worst of it. That’s the real enemy, get up! Get up in the real world and you kick that bastard as hard as you can right in the teeth.”
✡ “I did it for me. I liked it. I was good at it. And I was really. I was alive.”
✡ “I have lived under the threat of death for a year now. And because of that, I have made choices. Listen to me. I alone should suffer the consequences of those choices, no one else. And those consequences, they’re coming. No more prolonging the inevitable.”
✡ “If you don’t know me who I am then maybe your best be to trad lightly.”
✡ “Jesse, you asked me if I was in the meth business or the money business. Neither. I’m in the empire business”
✡ “Let’s get something straight. The chemistry is my realm. I am in charge of the cooking. Out there on the street, you deal with that.”
✡ “Live free or Die”
✡ “Name one thing in this world that is not negotiable.”
✡ “Nobody fucks with a blowfish.”
✡ “Now, Say My Name. You’re Heisenberg. You’re God dammed Right”
✡ “Shut the f–ck up and let me die in peace.”
✡ “Sitting around smoking marijuana, eating cheetos, and masturbating do not constitute plans in my book”
✡ “Sometimes it just feels better not to talk. At all about anything to anyone.”
✡ “The universe is random. Not inevitable, it’s simple chaso”
✡ “We had a good thing, you stupid son of a bitch! We had Fring, we had a lab, we had everything we needed and it all ran like clockwork! You could have shut your mouth, cooked, and made as much money as you ever needed. It was perfect! But no! You just had to blow it up! You, and your pride and your ego! You just had to be the man! If you’d known your place, we’d all be fine right now.”
✡ “We tried to poison you. We tried to poison you because you’re an insane, degenerate piece of filth, and you deserve to die.”
✡ “We’re done when I say we’re done”
✡ “You asked me if I am in the Meth Business or the Money Business. It’s neither. I am in the Empire Business.”
✡ “You clearly don’t know who you’re talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot, and you think that of me? No! I am the one who knocks!”
✡ “You know the business, I know chemistry.”
✡ “You think I came all this way, just to let something as silly as lung- cancer take me down? Not a chance”
Conclusion
These quotes are a reminder of the importance of doing what is right, and of the consequences of not doing so. They also serve as a warning to those who would try to use bad methods to gain power.
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