Write a introduction about. Rob schneider is an american actor, comedian, screenwriter, and director who has been well-known in the entertainment industry since the late 1980s. He is best known for his roles in movies such as the waterboy, deuce bigalow: male gigolo, and the hot chick. Schneider has also been featured in numerous television shows, including saturday night live, real rob, and the ridiculous 6. Throughout his career, he has shared his comedic wit with the world through countless hilarious quotes.
50 First Dates Quotes
🚀 “- Henry Roth: Ula! Get back to cleaning the pool! And if that’s one of your special brownies, don’t let any of the dolphins eat that!
– Ula: How do you think I get the dolphins to do double-flips and play with the white kids?”
🚀 “Can I have one last first kiss?”
🚀 “My life sucks. Now, come on give her the Waikikiki sneaky behind the cheeky.”
🚀 “Aquariums make me super horny!”
🚀 “Being with you is the only way I could have a full and happy life. You’re the girl of my dreams… and apparently, I’m the man of yours.”
🚀 “I guess I prefer sausage to taco.”
🚀 “All I know about walruses is that, out of all mammals, they have the second largest penis. I have the first.”
🚀 “There’s nothing like a first kiss.”
🚀 “Was your head shaped like an egg before she hit you?”
🚀 “- Ula’s Kid: Daddy, what’s a nympho?
– Ula: Uh, the nympho is the state bird of Ohio.”
🚀 “- Lucy Whitmore: What are you doing?
– Henry Roth: Nothing, I was just getting some lint off for you…
– Lucy Whitmore: You were going for a feelski!
– Henry Roth: Alright, I’m sorry… But this is like the 23rd time we’ve made out already and… they’re getting blue!”
🚀 “Sharks are like dogs, they only bite you if you touch their private parts.”
🚀 “- Dr. Keats: Tom lost part of his brain in a hunting accident. His memory only lasts ten seconds.
– Ten Second Tom: I was in an accident? That’s terrible.
– Dr. Keats: Don’t worry, you’re totally gonna get over it in about three seconds.”
🚀 “- Lucy Whitmore: I have a boyfriend. I’m sorry.
– Henry Roth: You’re making up a boyfriend so you can get rid of me?
– Lucy Whitmore: No. I’m not.
– Henry Roth: What’s his name then?
– Lucy Whitmore: Ringo.
– Henry Roth: Is his last name, Starr?
– Lucy Whitmore: No. McCartney.”
Humbling & Funny Rob Schneider Quotes
🚀 “Legislation before the house proposes much tougher restrictions on new drugs and drugs with outstanding post-market approval studies that have not yet been completed,” – Rob Schneider
🚀 “She’s trying to act, she’s got a guy who’s literally making the penis go up and down and so we were laughing that whole day. It was just hard not to laugh.” – Rob Schneider
🚀 “Well, Adam (Sandler) just wanted me to play myself. He said ‘Come on, no one has ever seen that. So he would actually come on the set and say, ‘No, no, no, no … Come on … No, no, no, no. Just be yourself.” – Rob Schneider
🚀 “Disney would have ruined this movie and, please, say that in the articles. They would have ruined this picture because they don’t know how to make, and don’t want to make, funny movies for adults.” – Rob Schneider
🚀 “I just think that beautiful people don’t have it as hard, you know? They just don’t know what rejection’s like. That’s why supermodels aren’t good actresses, because they don’t need anything. If someone is beautiful and she’s needy, she’s probably had a terrible childhood.” – Rob Schneider
🚀 “I think movie is so relentless and so out there that I think we might even get some decent reviews finally. Who knows? I’m always an optimist.” – Rob Schneider
🚀 “In theory, drug ads could provide some important information to consumers. But as a practical matter, that’s not what they do. They promote new drugs. They promote more expensive brand name drugs.” – Rob Schneider
🚀 “Sharks are like dogs. They only bite when you touch their private parts.” – Rob Schneider
🚀 “We’re not getting released in Japan; I know that for a fact,” – Rob Schneider
🚀 “A woman can laugh and cry in three seconds and it’s not weird. But if a man does it, it’s very disturbing. The way I’d describe it is like this: I have been allowed inside the house of womanhood, but I feel that they wouldn’t let me in any of the interesting rooms.” – Rob Schneider
🚀 “I have been on the edge of a cliff for a while,” – Rob Schneider
🚀 “I mean, ‘Ocean’s Twelve’ went there for a week and pissed off everyone. They were shooting in windows and people would call the police, but the police would go, Oh, George Clooney, can I have a picture?” – Rob Schneider
🚀 “If you worry about looking stupid, that’s when you look really stupid.” – Rob Schneider
🚀 “People don’t ask Andre Agassi, You know you’re the No. 1 tennis player in the world … have you thought about polo?” – Rob Schneider
🚀 “We had to kind of reinvent it, … Saturday Night Live.” – Rob Schneider
🚀 “I have a tendency to want to act goofy.” – Rob Schneider
🚀 “I lost that excitement I had when I first started out. It was all about the need to just get a job, and so I found the joy again when I was writing Deuce Bigelow. I was laughing so hard and along with my writing partner at the time, simply laughing until we cried.” – Rob Schneider
🚀 “I want to make films that make people laugh hard, and I am not afraid to walk away from this business tomorrow.” – Rob Schneider
🚀 “Our position is that DTC ads are just an extension of the general drug safety problems and the FDA needs broader authority on drug safety generally.” – Rob Schneider
🚀 “There was no task that he wouldn’t take on. When negotiations would roll around, people would make sure that Martin got elected to that committee. They wanted his experience, his intellect.” – Rob Schneider
🚀 “Women always feel like they’re being stared at and judged, and rightfully so.” – Rob Schneider
🚀 “I don’t make movies for critics, but he irks me.” – Rob Schneider
🚀 “I like to sneak in under the radar. I don’t have any paparazzi following me or have to deal with that stuff. I’m never in the tabloids. I prefer that.” – Rob Schneider
🚀 “I try not to worry about what that’s going to look like.” – Rob Schneider
🚀 “Much of what the industry is proposing is already law, such as producing ads that aren’t misleading. What we clearly need is more authority and resources to ensure that all marketing, not just the amount spent on direct-to-consumer advertising, is honest and accurate.” – Rob Schneider
🚀 “Studio people are idiots. Until they see someone else doing it and make a success of it, they don’t open their minds. Most of them are idiots.” – Rob Schneider
🚀 “Without a way to legally enforce these guidelines under law, it’s a good bet that the drug industry will continue giving short shrift to side effects and safety concerns in its advertising. Congress needs to act to ensure consumers and doctors know about all the potential safety problems with a drug, and not just the pretty picture industry wants to paint.” – Rob Schneider
🚀 “First of all, weren’t all the best beatings in the trailer for ‘The Passion of the Christ’? I hate when the trailer gives away all the best stuff.” – Rob Schneider
🚀 “I kind of realized early on I was playing him. That was a big responsibility for me.” – Rob Schneider
🚀 “I try not to have too much of an ego. I’ll do anything.” – Rob Schneider
The Waterboy quotes
🚀 “You can do it! Cut his fucking head off!”
🚀 “You can do it, you can do it all night long.”
🚀 “My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.”
🚀 “Oh no! We suck again!”
🚀 “Let’s kick some names and take some ass!”
🚀 “You don’t have what they call “the social skills”. That’s why you never have any friends, ‘cept fo’ yo’ mama.”
🚀 “- Casey Bugge: He poked me in the eye!
– Robert ‘Bobby’ Boucher Jr.: Captain Insano shows no mercy.”
🚀 “Water sucks. It really really sucks. Water sucks.”
🚀 “I am not what you would call a handsome man. The good Lord chose not to bless me with… with charm, athletic ability… or a fully functional brain.”
🚀 “I like Vicky, and she likes me back! And she showed me her boobies and I like them too!”
The Hot Chick Quotes
🚀 “I better get to the little girlsroom before I soak my panties. By that I mean, my girlfriends panties… which I carry with me…. To pee in… In case I dont make it in time, to the bathroom. What, you dont pee in your girlfriends panties? What kind of gay club is this? Hey everybody, check this guy out! not peeing in his girlfriends panties.”
🚀 “Ooooh check out the sweet buns on that guy! I’d like to get my hands on those … … aand wish they were womens’ breasts. I’d squeeze the hell out of ’em. Maybe put a steak on ’em. Cause I’m a Guy. And that’s what Guys like me like to do!”
🚀 “And for me I’ll have a screaming orgasm on the beach with extra sugar on the rim! Yum! … A, better make that last one a brewski….double Brewski!”
🚀 “And what did I tell you about this!? This will go straight to your ass!”
🚀 “You’re not ashamed of me. You’re really ashamed of yourself. Tell Lulu, easy on the chronic.”
🚀 “You’re the only boy who makes my heart beat faster and slower at the same time.”
🚀 “Out of all the Korean liquor stores, why did my dad have to walk into that one?”
🚀 “I gotta do what?”
🚀 “Stinko de mayo!”
🚀 “You think you’re so cool ’cause you can pee with your penis. Get a new conditioner, your ends are totally split! ”
🚀 “- Jessica: Tell me is it beautiful?
– April: On the inside.”
🚀 “Stay away from me! I have pepper spray on my keychain!”
🚀 “Minimumwage for a maximum loser!”
🚀 “Too late dude, she’s with me right now. She says that my peepee’s way bigger than yours. And that’s if I fold it in half.”
🚀 “I feel so lesbian now.”
Verdict
The verdict is that Rob Schneider Quotes are funny, relatable, and often quite insightful. While they may not be suitable for all audiences, they can provide a dose of humor and perspective to many different conversations.
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